alienbraincookies.com

bad poetry, games and other nonsense
  • Stuff created
  • Stuff criticised
  • Stuff that isn’t other stuff
  • Music

Oh Morphy Richards…

 Bad poetry, Corporate stupidity, Stuff criticised  No Responses »
Nov 012009
 
morphy-richards

My kettle.

Oh Morphy Richards…
Why did you make a kettle
With such fragile hinges that
The very heat of water boiling
In the kettle made them turn to
Soft and squidgy plastic that did shear,

It made me shed a tear.

And why did I then…

Continue reading »

 Tagged with: Hinges, Kettle, Landfill, Manufacturing error, Morphy Richards, poem, Recycling, Song

Three Valleys Water blues

 Bad poetry, Corporate stupidity, Drink, Stuff created, Stuff criticised  No Responses »
Jul 052009
 

brownwaterWoke up this mornin’
My water was brown
This was quite disturbing
So I went to the water company’s website and it had very little useful information to indicate whether it was safe for me to drink it or not.

[Da na nah na nah]
Continue reading »

 Tagged with: blues, brown water, cloudy water, poem, Song, Three Valleys Water

Tags

advert advertising age apathy ascii Bad poetry cat childhood cigarette cymonsgames despair email ennui environment epping essex game haiku iPad iphone Iraq war joe larson kitten london love marketing Music p0rtal PC poem politics protest song rain Religion retro review rogue separation sex Song Spelunky spindoctor Transcendence tv UK election

Links

  • Chestnut Cat Sanctuary – adopt a rescue cat, rescue kittens
  • Music – various recordings
  • OW Videogames – retro remakes, reviews and a generally indie and sideways-looking bunch of friendly folk
  • The Universal – free MMOG with space travel, world building and more

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries RSS
  • Comments RSS
  • WordPress.org
© 2013 alienbraincookies.com Suffusion theme by Sayontan Sinha