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Dentist haiku

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Aug 142013
 

ow ow ow ow ow
motherfucker, where’s my tooth?
ow ow ow ow ow

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Ten cans for £6.60, but I can’t be arsed

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Mar 142011
 
I know I’m ill when inner colick
Beats my inner alcoholic.
 Tagged with: Bad poetry, drink, guinness, illness, poem, wine

An Ode to the Internet

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Dec 222010
 

This site is full –
it’s full of porn!
This form of porn
gives me the horn.

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hsbc

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Apr 252010
 

the credit due is rather scant
when a bank explains its global slant
with a noose round the neck of a cormorant

 Tagged with: advertising, animal cruelty, Bad poetry, bank, cormorant, hsbc, human achievement, poem
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