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Nov 012009

Oh Morphy Richards…

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morphy-richards

My kettle.

Oh Morphy Richards…
Why did you make a kettle
With such fragile hinges that
The very heat of water boiling
In the kettle made them turn to
Soft and squidgy plastic that did shear,

It made me shed a tear.

And why did I then…

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Tagged with: Hinges, Kettle, Landfill, Manufacturing error, Morphy Richards, poem, Recycling, Song

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