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What I like to do is veg

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May 112011
 

What I like to do is veg,
I’m sorry, but I do,
What I like to do is veg,
I veg and then you stew.

 Tagged with: poem, relationship, stew, vegetable, vegetating

Ten cans for £6.60, but I can’t be arsed

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Mar 142011
 
I know I’m ill when inner colick
Beats my inner alcoholic.
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“Up to 20mb”

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Mar 012011
 

at every age
technology promises
hope as I season

old like my router
I sync disappointingly
noise margin worsens

 Tagged with: adsl2+, age, haiku, netgear, poem

An Ode to the Internet

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Dec 222010
 

This site is full –
it’s full of porn!
This form of porn
gives me the horn.

 Tagged with: Bad poetry, internet, poem, porn, sex
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