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		<title>Family Rapture haiku</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2016 22:56:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[lego tornado time to go pants and pictures still lie where they fell i never tidy the dawn washes in and out family rapture]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lego tornado<br />
time to go pants and pictures<br />
still lie where they fell</p>
<p>i never tidy<br />
the dawn washes in and out<br />
family rapture</p>
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		<title>Civil Aviation</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2016 20:49:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[about 4 minutes from &#8220;oh&#8221; to &#8220;web&#8221; &#160;]]></description>
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<p>about 4 minutes from &#8220;oh&#8221; to &#8220;web&#8221;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Volvo, man&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2015 23:24:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[alienbc]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[VOLVO, MAN...

o short ginger man
the greasy wind battering
your massive volvo

parked in mcdonalds
not that far from kettering
grey skies past lunchtime]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>o short ginger man<br />
the greasy wind battering<br />
your massive volvo</p>
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<p>parked in mcdonalds<br />
not that far from kettering<br />
grey skies past lunchtime</p>
<p>while regrettable<br />
the slightest of impacts twixt<br />
our buffeted doors</p>
<p>as crouching I fixed<br />
child seatbelts while you and your<br />
partner poured fast food</p>
<p>into the gaping<br />
maw of your vacuous souls<br />
it is as well that</p>
<p>having decided<br />
to say fuck off in front of<br />
my children in spite</p>
<p>of there being no<br />
damage except perhaps to<br />
the pride of your grey</p>
<p>volvo-shaped estate<br />
compensation for perhaps<br />
being ginger or</p>
<p>quite under-endowed<br />
or perhaps you have also<br />
suffered like many</p>
<p>the slings and arrows<br />
this year, or the rain, or some<br />
other slight, perhaps</p>
<p>even terrible<br />
haiku sequences; no doubt<br />
especially when</p>
<p>they don&#8217;t bother to<br />
include stuff about nature<br />
after verse four; but</p>
<p>it is as well that<br />
having decided to make<br />
this your big issue</p>
<p>this far and no more<br />
your great volvo rubicon<br />
mcdonalds carpark</p>
<p>&#8220;fuck off,&#8221; three year old?<br />
it is as well for you that<br />
my children were there</p>
<p>borderline angry,<br />
so &#8220;have a nice day&#8221;, I said<br />
we drove off laughing</p>
<p>you hooted as you<br />
overtook me at ninety<br />
back down the A1</p>
<p>having a nice day<br />
(later it occurred to me<br />
eating in your car</p>
<p>even happy meals<br />
run the risk of leaving a<br />
chip on your shoulder)</p>
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		<title>New chapter</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2015 08:06:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[alienbc]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a funny thing, starting a new chapter. There&#8217;s so much unknown, and so much that might be coloured by the chapters that went before. They should inform you, but not guide you too much.  Life is going to change: I hope for the better.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s a funny thing, starting a new chapter. There&#8217;s so much unknown, and so much that might be coloured by the chapters that went before. They should inform you, but not guide you too much.  Life is going to change: I hope for the better.</p>
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		<title>limbo light haiku</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2015 23:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[alienbc]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[sunrise erection hope wakes each new day in love limbo light dreaming]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sunrise erection<br />
hope wakes each new day in love<br />
limbo light dreaming</p>
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		<title>contact patch</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2015 22:53:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[alienbc]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[many years ago in a bedroom high above a two bed flat in once had sat a since departed love you entered, singing bird stirred to trap in one swift glance and make a match i longed for one small contact patch a hand, an eye or more all received by chance and nothing more skidding now now <a href='https://www.alienbraincookies.com/created/bad-poetry/contact-patch/' class='excerpt-more'>[...]</a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>many years ago<br />
in a bedroom high above<br />
a two bed flat in once had sat<br />
a since departed love<br />
you entered, singing bird<br />
stirred to trap in one swift glance<br />
and make a match</p>
<p>i longed for one small contact patch<br />
a hand, an eye or more<br />
all received by chance and nothing more</p>
<p>skidding now<br />
now at the end of things<br />
<span style="line-height: 1.5em;">at the end of this </span>i watch your sleeping back,<br />
dreaming of your pleasure,<br />
<span style="line-height: 1.5em;">eyes crystallize </span>and all resolve diffracts</p>
<p>tenuous i stretch a hand&#8217;s soft back,<br />
tenuous i float in<br />
with our history at hand,<br />
tenuous i float in<br />
with our every fumbled fuck,<br />
with our love we sung,<br />
with our love that suckled children,</p>
<p>with all our to and froing<br />
with our love we gave them life<br />
in spite of us they live for ever</p>
<p><span style="line-height: 1.5em;"> and after all of this,<br />
</span>and after all of this you still retract,<br />
from nothing as so simple,<br />
from nothing as so pure,<br />
a soft hand resting on<br />
a contact patch upon your back,</p>
<p>a back that&#8217;s all you now reflect,<br />
a patch with insufficient grip,<br />
<span style="line-height: 1.5em;">a vision of your lips, your hips and mouth<br />
</span>a vision of you riding, high above<br />
a vision of your song to me</p>
<p>and after all of this you still retract,<br />
all softness you retract<br />
and I  retract, and reflect,<br />
and I don&#8217;t know what to do</p>
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		<title>Road rage</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2015 00:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[alienbc]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bad poetry]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[children]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; questionable things have i done, in the winter of our love, my love questionable things, while i thought it still springtime have you done, my love twenty years my love, ten years inside you, winter children watch us leave]]></description>
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<p>questionable things<br />
have i done, in the winter<br />
of our love, my love</p>
<p>questionable things,<br />
while i thought it still springtime<br />
have you done, my love</p>
<p>twenty years my love,<br />
ten years inside you, winter<br />
children watch us leave</p>
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		<title>shelf haiku</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2015 23:50:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[alienbc]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[autumnal hairline turning leaves and leaving loves time shelves our old selves]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>autumnal hairline<br />
turning leaves and leaving loves<br />
time shelves our old selves</p>
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		<title>false hope haiku</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2015 23:47:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[alienbc]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[spring lamb heart leaping text message ends in an x abattoir landing]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>spring lamb heart leaping<br />
text message ends in an x<br />
abattoir landing</p>
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		<title>Woomph. Phong.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2015 11:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[alienbc]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[every age is a woomph of aging and every year that passes, woomphing slowly further down &#8217;til on our knees we woomph unto the floor and into the black hole of our phong]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://gamesformay.com/Mit/woomph.htm"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-805" alt="phong2" src="http://www.alienbraincookies.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/phong21.jpg" width="160" height="110" /></a>every age is a woomph of aging<br />
and every year that passes, woomphing slowly further down<br />
&#8217;til on our knees we woomph unto the floor<br />
and into the black hole of our phong</p>
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