Oh, the endless jokes about peaking too early. Moments of fun! Good thing the weather was nice and, for once, I quite enjoyed scrabbling about the hilltops near Longnor and Glutton, just south of Buxton.
Lottery night haiku
five-line lucky dip
you think you’d get more than one
the cheating bastards
Originally featured in an anthology of bad poetry by The 2nd Royal Guards Artillery (Poetry Division)
Smacked-up panda
Smacked-up panda, sitting in a tree,
Smacked-up panda
Packed a salamander
Fishing in the sea,
Fishing in the sea.
Originally featured in an anthology of bad poetry by The 2nd Royal Guards Artillery (Poetry Division)
It might look pretty, but if the game's as dumb as the demo is...
This is a short, annoyed review of the demo of the PC game, Burnout Paradise Ultimate Box (as found on the cover disc of PC Gamer #199).
I’m not really going to review the game itself. I did get as far as playing it but what I saw didn’t help overcome what I experienced up to that point, to whit: