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Dentist haiku

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Aug 142013
 

ow ow ow ow ow
motherfucker, where’s my tooth?
ow ow ow ow ow

 Tagged with: Bad poetry, dentist, haiku, poem

Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine – the poem

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Sep 072011
 

It’s Gears of War! It’s Gears of War!
The cybertardists gurn,
But Warty Forty Space Marine
Is really Laserburn.

 

 Tagged with: 000 Space Marine, Bryan Ansell, game, GoW, Laserburn, noob, nostalgia, poem, review Gears of War, Space Marine, Warhammer 40, Warhammer 40k, WH40k, WH40k Space Marine, Yes I Was There And You Weren't

Two

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Jul 192011
 

Two
And you are two
And you’ve grown more than I

 Tagged with: baby boy, growth, lyric, poem, two

What I like to do is veg

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May 112011
 

What I like to do is veg,
I’m sorry, but I do,
What I like to do is veg,
I veg and then you stew.

 Tagged with: poem, relationship, stew, vegetable, vegetating
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