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		<title>Smacked-up panda</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 22:46:54 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bad poetry]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[panda]]></category>
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<div id="attachment_47" style="width: 160px" class="wp-caption alignright"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-47" title="panda" src="http://alienbraincookies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/panda-150x150.jpg" alt="Smacked-up panda" width="150" height="150" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Smacked-up panda</p></div>
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<p>Smacked-up panda, sitting in a tree,</p>
<p>Smacked-up panda</p>
<p>Packed a salamander</p>
<p>Fishing in the sea,</p>
<p>Fishing in the sea.</p>
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<p><span style="font-size: x-small;">Originally featured in an anthology of bad poetry by The 2nd Royal Guards Artillery (</span><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20050912102720/http://www.mit.dircon.co.uk/second.htm"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Poetry Division</span></a><span style="font-size: x-small;">)</span></p>
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