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		<title>UK government turns glassing into denting with shatterproof pints</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[UK Home Secretary Alan Johnson has revealed an amazing plan to convert the traditional outcome of a typical night out in the UK &#8211; glassing &#8211; into mere denting, according to an Associated Press report. He aims to swap ordinary glass glasses for more nanny-friendly shatterproof versions. &#8220;British Home Secretary Alan Johnson holds two prototype pint glasses <a href='https://www.alienbraincookies.com/other-stuff/drink/uk-government-moves-to-turn-glassing-into-mere-denting-with-shatterproof-pint-glasses/' class='excerpt-more'>[...]</a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>UK Home Secretary Alan Johnson has revealed an amazing plan to convert the traditional outcome of a typical night out in the UK &#8211; glassing &#8211; into mere denting, according to an <a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=123371108" target="_blank">Associated Press report</a>. He aims to swap ordinary glass glasses for more nanny-friendly shatterproof versions.</p>
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<dt class="wp-caption-dt"><a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=123371108"><img class=" " title="Alan Johnson, shatterproof receptacle" src="http://media.npr.org/images/ap//AP_News_Wire:_World_News/1_Britain_Pint_Glass.sff_300.jpg?t=1265343295" alt="1_Britain_Pint_Glass.sff.jpg" width="300" /></a></dt>
<dd class="wp-caption-dd">&#8220;British Home Secretary Alan Johnson holds two prototype pint glasses designed not to break up into dangerous shards on impact&#8221; &#8211; Associated Press</dd>
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<p>Phase two is rumoured to involve the production of non-stinging beer and splashproof tumblers. Each year, literally tens of Londoners suffer mild drink-related eye trauma due to careless carousing.</p>
<p>Also on the cards are blunt cocktail sticks; non-exploding maraschino cherries (the alcohol and sugar can easily be converted into semtex); and a genetically modified lemon that can be sliced without leaving sharp edges.</p>
<div class="mceTemp">We feel safer every day.</div>
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		<title>To Gordon&#8217;s Wine Bar, and beyond</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 10:26:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, enjoyed a very pleasant afternoon that started in Gordon&#8217;s Wine Bar (London&#8217;s oldest, apparently) and ended on the terrace by the Royal Festival Hall, overlooking the Thames. First warm afternoon for a good while.   While I&#8217;ve lived in and around London for nigh on ten years I very rarely visit or look at any <a href='https://www.alienbraincookies.com/other-stuff/drink/to-gordons-wine-bar-and-beyond/' class='excerpt-more'>[...]</a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.gordonswinebar.com"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-262" title="gordons" src="http://www.alienbraincookies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/gordons-150x150.jpg" alt="gordons" width="150" height="150" /></a>Yesterday, enjoyed a very pleasant afternoon that started in Gordon&#8217;s Wine Bar (London&#8217;s oldest, apparently) and ended on the terrace by the Royal Festival Hall, overlooking the Thames. First warm afternoon for a good while.  </p>
<p>While I&#8217;ve lived in and around London for nigh on ten years I very rarely visit or look at any of it, because it&#8217;s full of scary weirdos&#8230;</p>
<p><span id="more-261"></span> Yesterday was an exception, meeting cousins and generally enjoying a few drinks and a catchup.</p>
<p>Gordons is a strange place near Embankment. A proper old cellar, the sort of place that you might describe as a den, possibly of iniquity. It was really more of a den of very middle class people drinking quite expensive wine, but it looked great nonetheless. A highly grumpy eastern european girl served us lunch, which was big lumps of cheese and bread (this is a Good Lunch) and we sat outside. Near the sunshine, but not in it.</p>
<p>When that got a bit too cold, it was over the river to sit in the enormous suntrap that is the terrace outside the Royal Festival Hall, drinking overpriced lager but generally enjoying the view and having a natter. Most pleasant. Can tell it was good because I completely forgot to take any photos. Huzzah!</p>
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