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Dentist haiku

alienbc — Wed, 14 Aug 2013 20:40:19 +0000

ow ow ow ow ow
motherfucker, where’s my tooth?
ow ow ow ow ow

Ten cans for £6.60, but I can’t be arsed

alienbc — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 21:29:47 +0000

I know I’m ill when inner colick

Beats my inner alcoholic.

An Ode to the Internet

alienbc — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 11:50:59 +0000

This site is full –
it’s full of porn!
This form of porn
gives me the horn.

hsbc

alienbc — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 23:30:37 +0000

the credit due is rather scant
when a bank explains its global slant
with a noose round the neck of a cormorant

You fucking idiots

alienbc — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 22:02:10 +0000

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8631775.stm

The world moves on, for most at least,
But not, it seems, if you’re a priest.

carpe florem

alienbc — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 22:16:55 +0000

you may only have an hour,
you may only have twenty seconds,
the trick is to close your eyes, and imagine
that in every moment, each breath, you are living
a thousand times moving each second, each pleasure, and flower.

5/4

alienbc — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:19:49 +0000

Even in my dreams,
My drummer in a band but never I

Aerial

alienbc — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 00:05:24 +0000

A weapon, an ointment,
A mask for these sodium clouds.
A thousand years of history in each prong,
And in each a perfect angle, sets against the orange sky.

Cat haiku

alienbc — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:00:39 +0000

fur purring, hopeful
i can’t stop the rain my love
we wait for springtime

Enough haiku for a while. Is it really haiku in English, anyway, and with syllables not morae?

Lottery night haiku

alienbc — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 22:47:32 +0000

Lottery night haiku

five-line lucky dip

you think you’d get more than one

the cheating bastards

Originally featured in an anthology of bad poetry by The 2nd Royal Guards Artillery (Poetry Division)