alienbraincookies.com » cell http://www.alienbraincookies.com bad poetry, games and other nonsense Tue, 22 Nov 2016 11:55:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.2.38 New iPad Apple product is actually a very tiny Steve Jobs http://www.alienbraincookies.com/criticised/new-apple-product-is-actually-a-very-tiny-steve-jobs/ http://www.alienbraincookies.com/criticised/new-apple-product-is-actually-a-very-tiny-steve-jobs/#comments Wed, 27 Jan 2010 23:38:45 +0000 http://www.alienbraincookies.com/?p=487 [...]]]> So the name ended up being iPad. This is amusing for the confusion it’ll doubtless cause among folk who barely distinguish between a and o vowel sounds, and also because it’s vaguely reminiscent of feminine hygeine products. But for the real reason this is a ridiculous product, well… just look at it/him/it:

Steve Jobs with the iPad

Clothes, emperor, new. Elephant, room. YOU’RE HOLDING THE WORLD’S BIGGEST MOBILE PHONE AND YOU LOOK DAFT, STEVE.

Either that or he’s shrunk.


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