<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>alienbraincookies.com &#187; Religion</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.alienbraincookies.com/category/criticised/religion/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.alienbraincookies.com</link>
	<description>bad poetry, games and other nonsense</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2016 11:55:40 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en-US</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=4.2.38</generator>
	<item>
		<title>You fucking idiots</title>
		<link>http://www.alienbraincookies.com/created/bad-poetry/you-fucking-idiots/</link>
		<comments>http://www.alienbraincookies.com/created/bad-poetry/you-fucking-idiots/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 22:02:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[alienbc]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bad poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stuff created]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stuff criticised]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.alienbraincookies.com/?p=545</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8631775.stm The world moves on, for most at least, But not, it seems, if you&#8217;re a priest.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8631775.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8631775.stm</a></p>
<p>The world moves on, for most at least,<br />
But not, it seems, if you&#8217;re a priest.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.alienbraincookies.com/created/bad-poetry/you-fucking-idiots/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Emperor Palpatine plans UK invasion to complain about equal rights</title>
		<link>http://www.alienbraincookies.com/criticised/emperor-palpatine-plans-uk-invasion-to-complain-about-equal-rights/</link>
		<comments>http://www.alienbraincookies.com/criticised/emperor-palpatine-plans-uk-invasion-to-complain-about-equal-rights/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 10:56:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[alienbc]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stuff criticised]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Catholic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Emperor Palpatine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[equal rights]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[evil empire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gay rights]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[National Secular Society]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obi-Wan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pope Benedict]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Qui-Gon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Star Wars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Terry Sanderson]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.alienbraincookies.com/?p=511</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The head of the Evil Empire* plans to invade the UK to complain about  violations of &#8220;natural law&#8221;, the BBC reports today. His problem is with legislation designed to promote equality in the UK. As well as equal rights for Catholics, that also includes equal rights for gay people, including gay people in the Catholic church. Heaven forfend&#8230; &#8220;Your <a href='http://www.alienbraincookies.com/criticised/emperor-palpatine-plans-uk-invasion-to-complain-about-equal-rights/' class='excerpt-more'>[...]</a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.alienbraincookies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/terry-sanderson.jpg"></a>The head of the Evil Empire* plans to invade the UK to complain about  violations of &#8220;natural law&#8221;, the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8492597.stm" target="_blank">BBC reports</a> today.</p>
<p><a href="null"><img class="alignleft" title="Emperor Pope Benedict Palpatine XVI" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47225000/jpg/_47225860_008577584-1.jpg" alt="" width="226" height="170" /></a></p>
<p>His problem is with legislation designed to promote equality in the UK. As well as equal rights for Catholics, that also includes equal rights for gay people, including gay people in the Catholic church. Heaven forfend&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="null"><span id="more-511"></span></a></p>
<p>&#8220;Your country is well-known for its firm commitment to equality of opportunity for all members of society,&#8221; he said.</p>
<p>&#8220;Yet, as you have rightly pointed out, the effect of some of the legislation designed to achieve this goal has been to impose unjust limitations on the freedom of religious communities to act in accordance with their beliefs.</p>
<p>&#8220;In some respects it actually violates the natural law upon which the equality of all human beings is grounded and by which it is guaranteed.&#8221;</p>
<p>The Catholic church currently bans gay people from senior positions. Yeh right. Just like you can&#8217;t get a senior finance job if you&#8217;re a bit crooked, or work with choirboys if you&#8217;re a bit of a kiddie fiddler.</p>
<p>What makes this particularly great is the response from Terry Sanderson, the President of the <a href="http://www.secularism.org.uk/">National Secular Society</a>. Partly because of his no-nonsense attack:</p>
<p>&#8220;The taxpayer in this country is going to be faced with a bill of some £20m for the visit of the Pope &#8211; a visit in which he has already indicated he will attack equal rights and promote discrimination.&#8221;</p>
<p>But mostly because he does look a little bit like Qui-Gon crossed with Obi-Wan:</p>
<p> <a href="http://www.alienbraincookies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/terry-sanderson.jpg"><img title="terry-sanderson" src="http://www.alienbraincookies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/terry-sanderson.jpg" alt="terry-sanderson" width="140" height="140" /></a></p>
<p> </p>
<hr />*one of them, anyway</p>
<p><script type="text/javascript">// <![CDATA[
  google_ad_client = "pub-4604095774465143"; /* 468x60, created 27/01/10 */ google_ad_slot = "9245211803"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60;
// ]]&gt;</script><br />
<script src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js" type="text/javascript"></script></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.alienbraincookies.com/criticised/emperor-palpatine-plans-uk-invasion-to-complain-about-equal-rights/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Natural selection: praying man lets his daughter die</title>
		<link>http://www.alienbraincookies.com/criticised/natural-selection-praying-man-lets-his-daughter-die/</link>
		<comments>http://www.alienbraincookies.com/criticised/natural-selection-praying-man-lets-his-daughter-die/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 09:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[alienbc]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stuff criticised]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[natural selection]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupidity]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.alienbraincookies.com/?p=347</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8180116.stm Believe in magic, not medicine. What a good idea. Pity the daughter, but decry her dad as a fucking idiot.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8180116.stm"><img class="alignnone" title="Dale Neumann" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46143000/jpg/_46143317_-12.jpg" alt="" width="226" height="170" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8180116.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8180116.stm</a></p>
<p>Believe in magic, not medicine. What a good idea.</p>
<p><span id="more-347"></span>Pity the daughter, but decry her dad as a fucking idiot.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.alienbraincookies.com/criticised/natural-selection-praying-man-lets-his-daughter-die/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>&#8216;God doesn&#8217;t care and you&#8217;re all going to die&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.alienbraincookies.com/created/bad-ideas/100/</link>
		<comments>http://www.alienbraincookies.com/created/bad-ideas/100/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 08:54:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[alienbc]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bad ideas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stuff criticised]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BBC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christianity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[environment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[god]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reason]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.alienbraincookies.com/?p=100</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[God will not intervene to prevent humanity from causing &#8220;immeasurable damage&#8221; to the environment, the BBC reports today, quoting top god botherer Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury. Great. Big G will not guarantee a happy ending. He has given us the freedom to cause as much damage to the planet as we&#8217;d like, just as we cause as <a href='http://www.alienbraincookies.com/created/bad-ideas/100/' class='excerpt-more'>[...]</a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="width: 168px" class="wp-caption alignright"><a href="null"><img class=" " title="Rowan Williams" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45545000/jpg/_45545394__45471442_rowanwilliams-1.jpg" alt="The archbish is the very image of his happy, smiling god" width="158" height="197" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The archbish is the very image of his happy, smiling god</p></div>
<p>God will not intervene to prevent humanity from causing &#8220;immeasurable damage&#8221; to the environment, the <a title="God 'will not give happy ending' " href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7964880.stm" target="_blank">BBC</a> reports today, quoting top god botherer Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury.</p>
<p>Great.</p>
<p>Big G will not guarantee a happy ending. He has given us the freedom to cause as much damage to the planet as we&#8217;d like, just as we cause as much damage to each other as we want.</p>
<p><em>Immortal, invisible, God only wise</em></p>
<p>&#8220;God&#8217;s faithfulness stands, assuring us that even in the most appalling disaster love will not let us go &#8211; but it will not be a safety net that guarantees a happy ending in this world.&#8221;</p>
<p>The gift of free will means, of course, that it is up to us to perform like the trained monkeys god wants us to be, and drink less Coke, burn less petrol and cut down less forest. If we don&#8217;t choose to do these things, it&#8217;s our problem. On the other hand, even if some people do these things, they&#8217;re just going to drown and starve along with everyone else. It&#8217;s the sort of fair, merciful, rational argument we&#8217;ve come to rely on from this most medieval of institutions. Jesus loves you, just not enough to actually do anything.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s difficult to understand the purpose of the archbish&#8217;s utterance today. Is it pre-emptive, so that as the last human clubs his brother to death to stand alone on the last remaining peak as the waters rise, the last remaining priest can say &#8220;we told you so&#8221; as he rows on by to salvation? Do they do this every now and then just in case there&#8217;s another war/earthquake/epidemic?</p>
<p>Is it simply to scare the children? Given how most people are ignoring or actively disputing scientific evidence of global warming, perhaps the ruthless mercy of the sandalbashers is the push we all need to shock us into action? But then, do we want to live in a world that&#8217;s environmentally friendly only because a man in a dress told us what the fairies want us to do (which, incidentally, seems mostly to revolve around saving enough beasts for us to dominate, and other people for us to convert and enslave).</p>
<p>Is it just the church talking as a worried landowner?</p>
<p><em>In Hope, Against Hope, For the Glory of God. </em></p>
<p>It&#8217;s hard to understand anything the major religions say, and there is little point arguing with people who base their thinking on fiction, not reason. All we can really do is laugh at their silly frocks, and hope that in the long run this bunch of mentalists will cancel themselves out quietly against all of the others.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.alienbraincookies.com/created/bad-ideas/100/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
